nathan

fat ugly chop hoe with a dark heart and an evil spirit

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

straight people saying saltburn traumatized them

[joelle @dogthanking]

Gays do the macarena at 2x speed and think they in cats the jellicle ball

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

me if van gough was in my friend group: bro thinks he’s an artist 😂 bro put that damn ear back on

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

@dramaticshen no bc i’m wondering

[alex @abjortia]

another summer where i’m still fat and busted

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

@mothmanlovesyou us having completely separate radiohead obsessions and fall offs at the same time is kind of iconic

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

ok i’m bored who’s relationship open

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

walked out of the bathroom with teen wolf porn on my phone and my parents saw it :/

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

just saw a good as fuck looking corn dog on someone’s snapchat story and now i’m hungry #fat #fatfuck

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

@eviltreebaby this just gave me chills

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

went into the bathroom to avoid walking out of the office with my talkative coworker and he came into the bathroom too

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

@zoe80085 it’s deer ankles

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

@zoe80085 you heard me

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

my porn account keeps trying to soft launch non-porn on the tl 🫩

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

make twitter horny again

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

when ur teams chat doesn’t get any laugh reactions it’s like ok so should i fucking kill myself then

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

she’s getting closer to ohio like phoebe please wait until i get paid PLEASE

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

₊⊹ BIG NUMBER 4! Tonight Phoebe is playing her fourth pop up show in Memphis TN! so head down to Hi Tone to secure your tickets! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ🛸˖°.

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

family members asking about my love life like bitch i’m chopped and fat as a house it doesn’t exist omfg!!!

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

azealia banks has the username iiwasinthee212 bc 3 years ago my account with the username iwasinthee212 was banned (not clickbait) (emotional)

[nathan @dumbhoe2000]

i’m the only one in my office who has seen hbo girls