burn baby burn!

fuck you I am insane

[burn baby burn! @dumbhoeproblems]

The problem with straws is that they are deeply unchic

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New Yorkers should get to kill one intern per season

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How bout dem Knicks

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It’s Isobel Lorna mainly if anyone gives a fuck

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Been super addicted to smoking my face off and stalking the same few insanely wealthy influencers every night

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When I die they will be doing my autopsy and cut up my cold dead body and find so much endometriosis growing on my sciatic nerve that they will put record of it in whatever museum I end up in because I was so iconic despite the pain

[burn baby burn! @dumbhoeproblems]

Full glam windows down wind ripping through my hair going to a work party and blasting the same emo playlist from 2013 in my AirPods

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“Little Girls” from Annie except it’s “Yamakas” as I see Jewish men everywhere I turn at my hotel for work since we’re designing a Jewish wedding

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Still something sooooooooo fucking chic about leaving the city at sunrise for a work trip

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Doing an event for someone with my Ex’s name is doing wonders for my psyche!

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I could be so much worse

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However much patience I have with other people, it’s the complete opposite with my mom

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Event coming up named after my ex. No peace

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Little brat carrying an American Girl doll at the Breakers. Nature is healing

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Never kill yourself because someone somewhere will burst into tears on a train 7 years later thinking about how you’re permanently the age you died at and you’ll never get older and never come back again

[burn baby burn! @dumbhoeproblems]

Womanhood is getting your glam done with your coworkers and talking about who you know in the Epstein files

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Amazon get your grubby paws off of the VS fashion show you blood sucking vultures

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What the fuck is Lana doing in TSITP?

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I listen to god is fair sexy nasty and wonder like… if this is about Ariana grande… does she like fuck like that? Like THAT? I just don’t see it

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Vegas