Sarah

Ace. Queer. White. Anti-Racist. Feminist. She/They. Icon made via @makowwka’s Picrew.

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB Gator croc color?

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB 1. National Treasure
2. Would be a bitch if you didn’t remember which drawer something was in lmao

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB Mooooood

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

Browsing in the airport and immediately thought of @megturney

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@megturney more Nancy tonight or chilling until another day?

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@rebeccaofsbfarm But why does your friend not know baby bop

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@hm_custserv saw this item in store in Denver, but I’m not seeing it online?

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB ❤️❤️❤️

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@Is0belB Oh I had such a merge dragons thing a couple years ago

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations?
Me:

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

Let's talk about #ADHD and morning routines.

Because let's face it: You probably aren't happy with yours — if you have one at all.

☀️🧵

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Sarah @dumbhuman456]

@DrSamiSchalk I am so incredibly over it I want Warmth and Sun ugh

[Michael B 🐀🐀 @PsychDocB1]

On a train to Philly. Man gets on, no mask. Attendant says he needs one. He doesn't have one, wraps piece of clothing around face. Attendant leaves. Man removes covering. Says "fucking bitch."

The level of "Philly" brought into this man by fellow passengers is beyond.

1/n

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

Apparently I was too well functioning a child to have adhd, despite my adult scores being like maxed out so now I got a folder telling me to use Google calendar lmao