emeril lagasse

ding dong darling

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when u refuse to take an uber 8 blocks home and it’s -7

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facebook is so crazy lol what is this

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#influencergame

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#influencergame

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i wear all black to school one (1) day and the kids start calling me “miss wednesday”

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you know who needs to do an eras tour? lana del rey. i would do literally anything for a a ticket to that. also, i’d dress up for the paradise era obviously.

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@mysticbicth i put them in a group together because this is the fun part of my job

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well, it happened. the summer school class couple broke up. they are refusing to talk to or be near one another. good vibes appreciated during this time.

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what am i talking about

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of course my out and proud homophobe student chose “witchcraft is bad” as his topic for his crucible literary analysis

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@lilly_puhalla i make it very clear to them how i feel and then we typically criticize and roast the book lol

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can’t believe i have to teach of mice and men next week fucking kill me

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after watching psycho i’m like.. norman bates

[emeril lagasse @dumbiethiccem]

8am arguing with a student about why homeschool parents are not actual professionally qualified teachers

3pm mechanic calls my dad to tell him my cars done, what’s wrong, and how much despite me being the owner and paying and being in the lobby for 2+ hrs

u ever feel invisible

[emeril lagasse @dumbiethiccem]

whoever ken koehler is is a fucking idiot

[InForum @inforum]

Ken Koehler writes, "Parents, not the school, are the primary caretakers of their children, regardless of how strongly a teacher, superintendent, or school board member may feel about this issue." https://t.co/kbtDP2ujca

[emeril lagasse @dumbiethiccem]

just had to fucking fight a kid about why parents who homeschool their kids are not qualified or certified or trained teachers and honestly i just don’t think i have a soul anymore

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the last thing i’ll ever buy from barnes and noble… and i love it

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THEY GOT RID OF THE EDUCATOR PROGRAM FUCK BARNES AND NOBLE ALL MY HOMIES HATE BARNES AND NOBLE

[emeril lagasse @dumbiethiccem]

the local barnes and noble… what are we doing here and who wrote that