not a devi

undiagnosed but something's wrong

[not a devi @dumbina7]

i'll still keep you. in my head. in this little museum of people who mattered

[not a devi @dumbina7]

i absolutely love when hubcaps do that thing where it looks like the tyres aren't even moving

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

oh no
i lost the guy who had eyes for every other girl

[slothy @slothy_420]

i followed her private to see pussy why this bitch just tweet about killing herself

[not a devi @dumbina7]

"i'm going for Fred Again" about to be my whole personality now

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

made out with 4 men last night and still texted my ex

[sleepies @sleepiesVAL]

whowanme

[not a devi @dumbina7]

@Catsillyness @abu2097

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

When you lied on your resume and still get the job

[not a devi @dumbina7]

@abu2097 no you should absolutely not cut your hair

[not a devi @dumbina7]

going to cut my hair because i can't cut myself

[not a devi @dumbina7]

@abu2097 too late baby

[not a devi @dumbina7]

there was no need for Anupam Kher in New Amsterdam like absolutely no need he's just way too Bollywood for this stuff

[ً @prinkasusa]

I learned that wolves often prefer women over men because the smell of testosterone can irritate them.

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

he keeps sniffing his butt and making this face after he’s doing it OVER AND OVER

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[not a devi @dumbina7]

new favourite tweet

[🌊Ana @anaironically]

@alfucore "a spectrum" and its just u embarrassing urself