The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
Super late to the Looney Tunes bandwagon, but 8 Ball Bunny has some of my favorite Mel Blanc line readings and some of the funniest facial expressions in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with)
This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert.
(The business men nod vigorously with approval)