Jaret

caffeine-maxxing

[Jaret @dumbnoodlebrain]

Workshopping a new bit where i have a 9-5 job and am really into football and beer

[Jaret @dumbnoodlebrain]

#MetroRewind man I just go to work and back, we gotta get more people on the trains

[asoiaf out of context @asoiafooc]

— davos iv, a storm of swords.

[Jaret @dumbnoodlebrain]

My grandma after I show her how to print out her bank statement using the "Print" button

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Elon Musk: “In terms of computer, I would say he’s probably about as good as you get”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

just learned the only way out is through

[Karen Kasler @karenkasler]

Report from I-71 in Ohio south of Columbus that high winds are tearing down signs - tipster wasn’t sure, but “Hell Is Real” sign may no longer be real

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Balatro

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Conceptually cozy job: pool boy in a space station. Soft gentle lighting in the space aquatic facility. Using the pool skimmer to scoop space gunk out of the spacepool. You're the loneliest pool boy in outer space. 50 laps of butterfly with the universe rolling outside the window

[arne ness @arne__ness]

cantonese is a microdialect spoken by the residents of canton, ohio

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Turned on the closing ceremony and the first thing I see is the damn Shrike

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Jaret @dumbnoodlebrain]

Finally. Representation.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Broncos are listing Jarrett Stidham as their starting quarterback on the first depth chart of the season. Rookie first-round pick Bo Nix is listed as third string.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

DoorDash option for drivers to hold food for ransom

[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

a lot of you need to meditate on this

In 1962, President John F. Kennedy visited NASA for the first time. During his tour of the facility, he met a janitor who was carrying a broom down the hallway. The President then casually asked the janitor what he did for NASA, and the janitor replied, “I’m helping put a man on the moon.”

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

Another video game is in development.

[Tyler @Tylergyu]

I have finally collected every single @Wawa order slip number. 0-999. This took YEARS

[Jaret @dumbnoodlebrain]

@bengrossbg Machiavelli was the first liberal. Liberalism is Italian