amanda

Fuck Normies

[amanda @dumbomando]

Anime is a sin

[amanda @dumbomando]

@Fritolay how many likes to bring back chipotle ranch Cheetos?

[amanda @dumbomando]

@drownednsadness That’s a tortoise

[amanda @dumbomando]

EX 👏🏻FO👏🏻LI👏🏻ATE👏🏻

[amanda @dumbomando]

Caption this

[amanda @dumbomando]

I like crackers so what do wrong about being called a cracker. That’s not an insult. I like animal crackers

[amanda @dumbomando]

All my friends think I’m gay but I’m not :,(

[amanda @dumbomando]

When you���re in a drive through pull all the way up to the person in front of you you fucking ass hole

[amanda @dumbomando]

2 is underrated

[amanda @dumbomando]

@aprilforbes2002 Nards

[amanda @dumbomando]

Heart for carrot cake

[amanda @dumbomando]

When I was little, I was riding my bike and couldn’t decide whether to turn the corner or cross the road and continue straight so I ran into the stop sign. Now I’m a senior in high school and have to decide, among a million things, what to do with my life!?

[amanda @dumbomando]

When looking for a matching sock is a waist of time but you’ll spend an hour laying in bed looking for a reason to get up

[amanda @dumbomando]

There is a fine line between incest and cannibalism

[amanda @dumbomando]

I’m starting a petition to get the Fred Movies back on @Netflix

[amanda @dumbomando]

Agreed, DISGUSTING

[amanda @dumbomando]

Okay but I’m LOVING Billie Eilish’s new hair.

[amanda @dumbomando]

Stop thinking about him and worry about something that actually matters, like the environment.

[amanda @dumbomando]

If you’re mad about the new Ariel, you can shut the fuck up.

[amanda @dumbomando]

So I’ve just been informed that the reason I get harassed at work so much by customers is, “probably because I carry myself maturely and seem older” which doesn’t make any sense because I thought the reason girls got harassed was because they disrespected themselves 🤔

[amanda @dumbomando]

Me: your total is $69.49

Customer: hehe 69

Me: haha yeah... would you like to donate to the children’s hospital

Customer: yeah 20 cents

Me: okay that brings you’re total to $69.69

Customer: hehe 69