dumbroker

4,650 dumb brokers livin on @robinhoodapp

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

@Asnozther_eth sorry about that. we’re working on it now.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

your broker finally has a job.

the vault is open. stake it, accrue $TICK, redeem for ETH at the desk.

no lockup. unstake whenever. all of it verifiable on-chain.

https://t.co/8WwxRQ76VC

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

all 4,650 hand-authored 16×16 brokers are now out in the open.

next up: staking and the $TICK Vault.

vault access will be rolled out in batches. for future updates, follow the official @dumbroker account.

time to see who you got.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

@Baertuys staking isn’t active yet. we’re finishing the reveal first, and staking will go live as soon as the reveal is complete.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

dumb broker is now sold out.

all 4,650 hand-authored 16×16 brokers have been minted on Robinhood Chain.

reveal is currently in progress. we’ll share an update as soon as it’s complete.

https://t.co/0fNncLKwrm

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

dumb broker is now live.

4,650 hand-authored 16×16 brokers on robinhood chain.

collect one. stake it. earn $tick.

https://t.co/R4WqBkdScy

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

good questions.

1. 70% of the sold-out revenue will be added to the vault. the exact $ETH / stock token allocation will be shared transparently once the mint is complete.

2. DMs are open now if you ever need to reach us. we’ll also open an X group chat soon so holders have a place to talk directly with us and each other.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

the website is live. the brokers are not.

take a look around before they start making bad decisions.

https://t.co/UQzISXdjZM

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

secret launch today.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

dumb Broker comes from something almost everyone who trades eventually learns: bad trades happen.

the collection is made up of 4,650 hand-authored 16×16 pixel portraits. different faces, different fits, and more confidence than most of them probably deserve.

no AI. no smoothing. no upscale.

4,650 brokers, permanently onchain.

somebody’s worst trade is in here.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

@pawmiehi not today. the brokers are still trying to read the contract. date soon.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

meet dumb broker #0001.

he bought the top.
sold the bottom.
then staked himself.

4,649 more bad decisions are coming.

[dumbroker @dumbroker]

the first 4,650 dumb brokers are coming.

a closed-loop market powered by staking, $tick, eth, and stock tokens.

stake → mine $tick → redeem for eth or stock tokens.

robinhood chain. soon.