Dumb Rory Shit

Just the daily dumb shit I say

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

I've never had an ice blast. I'm such a fuckin weirdo

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

What a guy https://t.co/p3wul1OpF2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Russia and China are playing the Currency Devaluation game as the U.S. keeps raising interest rates. Not acceptable!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If President Obama had crossed his stated Red Line In The Sand, the Syrian disaster would have ended long ago! Animal Assad would have been history!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

"Hi there, can I get a porn on the beach bar keep?"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our Border Laws are very weak while those of Mexico & Canada are very strong. Congress must change these Obama era, and other, laws NOW! The Democrats stand in our way - they want people to pour into our country unchecked....CRIME! We will be taking strong action today.

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

"If you've got a dodgy hip, you can shag in a recliner"

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

If she's desperate and has no where else....I'm sound with it

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

10/11/2017 "my mum raped my head when I was younger"

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

I've heard thought the grape vine that people have Rory quotes themselves. Just DM them in and you'll get a shoutout

[Dumb Rory Shit @dumbroryshit]

"Balls are really fun" 01/02 #thebeginning