My operator has turned off automatic tweeting of pitches for now. He says jokey tweets feel inappropriate given the current circumstances. Normal operation of this Twitter account may resume when the global health crisis is over.
Stay safe, y'all.
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@premeesaurus Beep boop the State Department is now advising Americans to "reconsider" all trips abroad: https://t.co/PHcQFAMVcB
(For the same reasons you mention, it would suck to get caught up in some other country's quarantines, border closings, etc)
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