Mark Dumbtonio

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Hi, @Target would you care to answer my two previous question?

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Hey @Target why aren’t movies included in your Target Circle Deal Days like in years past? I’d love an answer, unlike the previously questions I’ve sent you. Whatever happened to customer engagement?

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@Amer1can_Barbie I would genuinely rather watch water boil than this fuckery

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@Target why do you have considerably fewer 4K movies for sale on your website?

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@Osint613 oooooo, burn, how will Michelle Obama ever recover from an insult hurled by someone fighting on a lawn in cage. Michelle might never recover from this

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

So are we going to pretend like @swipathefox didn’t throw that series on behalf of his old head coach? With whom I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up playing for the Knicks in the future. They’re still in cahoots

*allegedly*

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

I’m so thankful the finals are over, so I don’t have to watch @swipathefox play basketball again for several months. Good riddance to his sorry ass

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Watching @swipathefox play basketball makes my ass itch

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@TylerGlasscock_ Imagine if coach Spo was coaching the @spurs in these finals. It wouldn’t be a completion.

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@spurs I could’ve coached better than Mitch “the Bitch” Johnson tonight. What an absolute disappointment. Absolutely unreal

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@spurs please cut @swipathefox right now and make his dumb ass walk back to Texas. What a clusterfuck of a game.

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Keldon Johnson roams the court like he listening to Onyx and ready for a bar fight

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@cleanjoedirt I just want him to bark at the wrong player and get his ass whipped

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

today @spurs

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@spurs for the love of everything, please sign @CP3

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@CP3 the @spurs need you BADLY

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@Wendys app deals are horrible. They’ll have things like spend $50 and get free ice with your lemonade. How the mighty have fallen.

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

Chet Holmgren looks like an aggressive whisperer on the court

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

if @shaiglalex were to be pushed like he pushes other players, he would flop and end up in Norman

[Mark Dumbtonio @dumbtonio]

@ShamsCharania Get ready for @shaiglalex to flop like never before. He might try to fake a heart attack before a free throw