𝓜𝓸𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓙𝓪𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻

𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖉
29𝓽𝓱 𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝓞𝓯 1991

[DADDY DABz 👶 @Austeiin]

There’s something about thinking outside the box. Honestly, strategic thinking is a thing.

Watch till the end 😮‍��

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 Manchester United are expecting a full prognosis on Benjamin Šeško this week and are hoping he does not face another lengthy lay-off. #MUFC [@TelegraphDucker]

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

“So every time I say no, you’re going to make me feel like I’ve failed you? I’m allowed to be tired without having to reassure you that I still love you.”

He went quiet.

Then he said, “I never said you owed me sex.”

I replied, “You don’t have to say it. You’re making me feel it.”

He didn’t answer.

Now I’m wondering…

Was I right to shut that conversation down, or was he simply trying to tell me how he felt?

[Matias King @matiasking_0hh]

Before all the goals, young Cristiano Ronaldo did things on the wing that shouldn't have been possible.

[YasToh @YasTohM]

Respect Rasmus Hojlund ❤️

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

The Art of Noticing

[Maulid Kitenge @mshambuliaji]

Aliyekuwa Sheikh wa Mkoa wa Dar es Salaam, Sheikh Walid Alhad Omar Kawambwa pamoja na masheikh wengine wawili wamekutwa na makosa kufuatia uchunguzi uliofanywa na Tume Maalumu iliyoundwa na Mufti na Sheikh Mkuu wa Tanzania na Mwenyekiti wa Baraza la Ulamaa, Sheikh Abubakar Zubeir bin Ali.

Akiwasilisha ripoti ya Tume hiyo leo, Katibu wa Tume, Dkt. Abdallah Tego, amesema uchunguzi ulihusu makosa ya kimaadili na kiuongozi, ambapo Tume ilikusanya nyaraka mbalimbali, zikiwemo taarifa za mitandaoni, kufanya mahojiano ya ana kwa ana na kwa njia ya simu na mashahidi, wakiwemo viongozi waliofanya kazi kwa karibu na masheikh hao, pamoja na kupokea maelezo yao ya utetezi.

Hata hivyo, Tume imesema Sheikh Walid Alhad Omar Kawambwa, hakuitikia wito wa kufika mbele ya Tume kwa ajili ya kutoa utetezi wake, licha ya juhudi zilizofanywa na Tume kumtafuta.

Kwa upande wa Sheikh wa Mkoa wa Singida, Sheikh Issa Nassor Issa, na Sheikh wa Mkoa wa Kigoma, Sheikh Hassan Idi Kiburwa, Tume imesema waliitikia wito na kufika mbele yake kwa ajili ya kutoa utetezi. Kwa mujibu wa Tume, maelezo yao yalisaidia kupunguza uzito wa baadhi ya makosa yaliyokuwa yakiwakabili.

Tume imewasihi Masheikh hao kusikiliza na kuheshimu uamuzi utakaotolewa na Baraza la Ulamaa, ikieleza kuwa hatua hizo zinalenga kulinda maslahi ya umma wa Kiislamu. Aidha, imeutaka umma kuwa mtulivu wakati ukisubiri uamuzi wa mwisho wa Baraza la Ulamaa.

#KitengeUpdates

[👾 @fw_ubi]

martial btw, stood still like he wasn't in the play, cheeky boy

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

To future generations, this scene wasn't done with AI.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Haaland is 26, has 357 goals.

To reach 1000, he’d have to score an average of 40 goals a year until he’s 42, for context he’s only scored 50+ a year once in his entire career.

Makes you wonder what kind of Monster Cristiano Ronaldo is🐐

[𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒 @CR_74_]

legendary

[Zirkzee @lovezirkjosh]

Never ask a woman her age,
Never ask a man his salary ,

Never ask Saliba who’s Joshua Zirkzee😭😂

[Whizz @CFCWhizzHQ]

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs:

• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.

🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:

• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button.
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.

Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

We’ll talk about this finish later if we win.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When life says you can't, just show it this...

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

What a reply! 😂👏🏻

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our Champions League dates are set! 🗓️🤩

[RAQUEL🦋 @Kasemiireraquel]

Who has retweeted this back?😂😂

[Today I Learned @TodayiLearrned]

Understand physics 🔥