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[Sunny 🐴 @horsenamedsunny]

Hello, Ryan Gosling

Hello, More Importance

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"What was you biggest impact on the Internet?"

🦐

[ちり @okayamanochiri]

メジロお嬢様方のお叫びで
人生に彩りを🌈

#ウマ娘 #ぱかチューブ

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids

[Gaz’s Widow🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 | mw4 Spoilers @partiallystupds]

#Dunn the whole campaign #MW4spoilers

[eric ゑリｯ久 @shinobu_books]

Japan Rail has deployed two goats to take care of an overgrown lot near Yotsuya (famous for Yokai)

Two goats Nagi ♂and Pokke ♀will be “working” in the area until around December (or the grass runs out)

A college freshman who was interviewed says she’s been stopping by every day after class and feels healed by watching the one and two year-old goats munch on grass

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

“Greetings, we have evidence suggesting girls are being forced into underage marriages here, that will stop”

[智沢渚優C108日曜東K-39b @tomozawa1022]

予選通過ミラ子
水際で強いという新概念が加わった!!

[れや🍤🍔 @reya_P_D3]

たぶん全員思ったこと

[HansTNO @HansTNO]

When the "eat the rich" movement starts and I get to eat Forever Young's ass.

[ずっきー @zuk2y_]

🦈

[lemcii was here. @lemciii]

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[目鉢 @acht_augen]

？シュヴァち

[zhiliu @zhiliu1215]

#umamusume #mejiromcqueen

[javedion @javedion]

With the gaps in boob sizes, you'd expect one of the symbolis to have an advantage over the other during breastfeeding. However, bust size in fact, does not affect the amount of milk stored in the breasts. So appreciate all boob sizes, for they all deserve love.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

My wife watched Grey’s Anatomy for a bit and here are some REAL plot lines:

-A man has extra arms growing out of his back he calls “Angel Wings” and it’s implied he can hover with them

-A dead dad possesses his son to perform surgery on his sister. The son’s not a surgeon he’s a janitor who just broke into the OR

-A man fell 40,000 ft from a plane and came in with ONE BROKEN LEG

-A man gets crushed in a trash compactor so they do surgery at the dump using trash as tools. They hum the Fat Albert theme during

-The hospital’s swamped because “a guy dressed as a clown blew up a hospital downtown” implying they’re in Gotham City and the Joker is real

-A burglar uses explosives to blow open a safe, the door then imbeds in his chest and they need a locksmith to open it so they can perform surgery

-Jared from Subway is a recurring character

-The main doctor has a migraine so bad she can freeze time. It’s not played metaphorically, she’s physically moving things

[⭐️Stella⭐️ @Stellaissus]

The second knife is genuinely the greatest aura gamble of the past century

[いお @ioi_c2]

つまみ食いバレヤン子

[アッキー(二代目) @kusakari27]

水場回避したいのにタコにプールへ沈められるミラ子で芝
#ぱかチューブゲーム実況