Devon Rooney

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

@realDonaldTrump since you have never had a garbanzo bean on your face, do you know the difference between jelly and jam???

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

I just backed Purple® Pillow: The World's First No-Pressure Head Bed on @Kickstarter https://t.co/pBpecUWGC8. Can't wait to get it!!!

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Who the heck is gonna win the dingus debrate of Clingus and Trumpets?

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Man 1: "Do you have hole in your shoe?"
Man 2: "No"
Man 1: "How the heck did you get your dingus foot into it?"

That was joke abrout holes.

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

@TimothyJensen did you get the new note?!

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

What did grandpap say to little boy before he kicked the brucket?
"Look here boy, watch me kick this dingus bucket!"
That was joke of yours.

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Who cares?

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Today's five mile hike! https://t.co/O7PwJEYuRO

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Have at it @rickygervais!!!!

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

#mattplusrachel

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Lol https://t.co/YSmOvPcYWj

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Well…goodbye iPhone 😢😢😢 https://t.co/q4IKNo6q7r

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Waiting for tater tots and sweet potato fries!!! Mmmmmmm😋 https://t.co/ZKD1e9AdYH

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Look Marla, they have blankets for you cold people 😉 https://t.co/n35ZQTFwMn

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Best movie experience ever!!! https://t.co/kawJZqyYzG

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

😆😂😆😂 https://t.co/wclQnf63md

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Best bday present!!!! Thank you so so so much Bridget and Rick!!!!
#cigarpromaker https://t.co/4ER0Vj2Wti

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

Aw whitey https://t.co/6ivvZ0N4WQ

[Devon Rooney @dump5trr]

#62 and 63!!! Suck it bitches!!! https://t.co/8kgTJuyKPE