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In this thread I will tweet all of the things I can think of that sound like they could mean penis

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I LOVE WILDLY OSCILLATING BETWEEN AGGRESSIVE UNSHAKEABLE CONFIDENCE AND CRIPPLING SELF DOUBT WITH ZERO MIDDLE GROUND, ACTUALLY.

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DRIVE-THU JAMBA JUICE WHEN

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Pulling into the parking lot late, singing Always On Time

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Ouchie

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Why are airports always SO FUCKING HOT

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“It’s pronounced Jandolf”

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Plus one last was listen to a full volume video about bladder infections in the stall next to me

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WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO BE ON A *SPEAKERPHONE* PHONE CALL IN THE BATHROOM STALL????

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I’ve been in Chicago for 3 days and overheard FIVE SEPARATE FULL VOLUME PHONE CALLS from different people in different bathroom stalls

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“I think MATH would be better than this”

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“I looked up the star chart for the lead singer of Goo-Goo Dolls and I feel like that was a low for me”

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@MarsinCharge When was this?

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@frightbaby I went with Unhinged + Animal-related, I got PLENTYYY more so lemme know if Rica is still sad and I swan 2 John I’ll come back here and blow this up again

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