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[Jay's Friend @jays_friend]

Hold up, does the Hawk Tuah girl actually spit on people..... down there? 😂

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

??

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

*whispering to my small goblin friend*
“Yeah I mean shordy bad as hell but she doesn’t know the difference between a marsh, a bog, a fen, OR a swamp… all I’m sayin”

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

the "woke left" thinks that frankenstein's monster was a VICTIM

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Me having anxiety about an upcoming social event

Me after 2.5 beers at the social event

[merrin @wowzowee]

“do you know excel”

no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

[helen @helen]

a story in three parts

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

First it’s not safe INSIDE, now it’s not safe OUTSIDE. Who benefit? Big door.

[O @dumpiezz]

@myname333444 Smoked 6 cigarettes to offset so I’m in the clear