Marinersburner

4x JD Power Award winner

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Life is very simple. Connected with 52 year old Ricky, still enjoying himself. Enjoy yourself.

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Test: (don’t do keys)

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Who the fuck is still wearing aviators 😂😂😂

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

Why are condoms so baggy

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@BookitWithTrent Step 1) don’t be fat

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Update: just sucker punched the person to my right

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Ripping USA branded Monsters at my desk making sure Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe can be heard screaming from my headphones

Enjoy your life

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Let it be.

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Reference for me absolutely nuking the John

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Screening Oppenheimer IRL for the lucky colleagues in the stalls next to me

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Putting dumb fucking food into my dumb fucking mouth

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Working a desk job hits you hard on random days.

I want to do other things rn (nap, lift, vape)

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Type of girl you meet on your hike after your bitch wife just twisted her ankle

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The male urge to form a small group of people who are determined to incarcerate Fauci

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Mentally saying ‘sure dude’ to anyone I accept on LinkedIn

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Money back now @DraftKings on McGregor

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Coinbase notified people HOURS ago that McGregor had a torn ACL. So rigged 😂

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@Camd3n_77 Randy. Terrible

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Ah your weddings on Jan 6? Have plans

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“Your portfolio’s down 47%.”
“The IRS wants to talk.”
“Your options expired worthless.”
“Margin called.”
“Your 401(k) is now a 201(k).”
“NVIDIA missed earnings.”
“The market opened limit down.”
“Your accountant said ‘we have a problem.’”
“Your tax return got audited.”

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Yo I have the hiccups can you scare me