sky

wait what the hell is going on

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

@thisisdanbell I’m trying to plan a semi-impromptu trip to Orlando. Any suggestions for trashy tourist traps and Florida hokum?

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

nobody:
teenagers on r/AskDocs writing a novel about how their toe hurts:

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

@thisisdanbell I’d just like to know why Dollar Shave Rick is the most handsome Rick we’ve seen to date.

[🌸alexis moore🌸 @alexisparade]

it sucks that Big Mouth is supposedly really good because i would never. ever. in a thousand years even under threat of death. choose to look at it of my own free will with my own two human eyes

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

“Look, it’s a brook. A babbling brook.” is actually a mood.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

One year ago today I posted this video of my little brother living in his pillow fort and I still haven’t fully recovered from the repercussions lmao

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

driving in the midwest:

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🌽🌽🌽| || 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
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[Jesse 𒉭 @Jessegarciamo]

So it snowed at work today... and my Coworker has never seen snow in his life and it’s the most innocent thing ever.

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

@Jenna_Marbles please for the love of god do a video reviewing bad tubi movies, specifically the legend of the titanic: an animated classic. please. just please.

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

Taylor Swift wears an updo and y’all are talking about a glow up.

[morgan jane 🧚🏻‍♀️ @goldwillow13]

a GLOW UP.

[Shmuli Brown @UniRabbi]

Today, the Jewish cemetery in Whitefield, Manchester was vandalised and graves were smashed. These cowards picking on the dead trashed the place. This is a horrible act of antisemitsm.

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

@thisisdanbell happy birthday you aquarius fuck

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

@thisisdanbell Rick is with us, in spirit, and in conversation.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Please note: the numbers @realDonaldTrump provides below are completely fabricated and should not be taken as true in any way.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

we're living in a reality where 9.1 million people die of hunger every year but the rich are literally shitting gold, wild

[sky @dumpsterhippie]

I swear if I see one more mother posting about “what motherhood is,” I’m going to lose it.