pop culture pun

thug means never having to say you're sorry

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#girlpower #legday #buff #badbitch #fitnessgirl #FitnessMotivation #quadricepsonfleek #hamstringsgohard #builttolast #slime #Slatt #hatersmakemefamous #bricksquad

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@ethanquin10 someone who stabbed their thumb one too many times

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who here likes feet

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you dweebs still watch TV? unlike you, I'm an intellectual and watch Liberty Mutual commercials on repeat

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thought of the day: i wonder if easter has happened yet

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the bitch doesn't fall far from the bitch tree

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

And I live by that

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i am so sad rn

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last night i took like 9 benadryl to help me sleep and i still feel weird :/

[Flick🧙‍♀️👒👶🏻 @for_flick_sake]

@thornebrandt Who of us knows what counts as a crime to the moon

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@dollypartonluvr thank u so much!!

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i wanted this phone mainly bc the camera so now i can see every pore on my cheek and hair on my face better than i can in the mirror

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idk how the word shopping made its way in there but ok

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reminded to myself im trying to take at least one well-lit selfie daily to see if this eye cream actually helps reduce the shopping bags under my eyes

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@dollypartonluvr zoom in on my left cheek!!! they r more there than ive ever seen them in real life!!

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@daze_gaze all i really want is attention... but from a safe distance :,-)

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last night i had the cutest repeated eye contact with this handsome man while i was at walgreens w my dad and i've decided that's the only kind of romance i desire

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@daze_gaze tbh i think actually speaking to these men might ruin it for me. i prefer the mystery, the what if, the lack of any real connection other than a look that says "i find u interesting enough to look at repeatedly in public enough tho I know u see me looking."