dumpstersloths

This is a call-out of Trash Pandas. You merely adopted the trash. We were born into it—molded by it. It’ll take us time to get there, but that garbage is ours.

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Not as fucked up as me though

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@stangerultimate yalll fucked up

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@CUMamabird @Kaliultimate sloths are coming for you 5-0

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Absolutely zero credit to @ultimate_shame. Chalk it up to everyone treating us like we’re Game 7 of the Finals. #targetonourback

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@ultimate_shame game 13-10 they are about the trash life

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@ultimate_shame is the type of team to run a zone at a fun tourney

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@fjordskii is your one true god?! We underestimated you, @TrashNashville. You invaded our own dumpster and scraped to the very, very bottom.

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Now you all are in big ,big trouble #slothmigration