Picket Ralph

West Philly social worker - I literally only say the dumbest shit ☭ (6’2 btw)

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

When I start thinking my dick does all my drinking or whatever cottoneye Joe said

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

This ex-Call of Duty developer has spent 9 years solo making the anti-Call of Duty

- It's Spec Ops: The Line meets The Stanley Parable
- You're not a soldier, you're being made into one
- A commanding officer logging your every move

It's called War Fantasy. Would you play this?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s wrong babe… you’ve barely touched your frogccacia

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

I am pretty:)

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

I'm free right now if you want to be nice to me

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

Howell is a great last name for a dog

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

I miss white boy hookah culture

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

You ever leave work before? It’s pretty good

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

If I was an ant I’d flirt with the other ants 🐜
Id be hot

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

The world is a vampire? More like the world is a silly goose

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

I still struggle to color inside the lines tbh

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

Interviews are charisma checks

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

I think the moral is that people who get off on power REALLY get off on power

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry https://t.co/LJBpJ95q2o

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

Im shy

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

Reddy Toesevelt

[Picket Ralph @dumpstertooth]

I wish social media was even MORE gamified