Saif😶‍🌫

made of memories

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@AbdaieazizK .

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

Surveys in Pakistan show that 90% of the population agrees that pakistan can defeat India
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The remaining 10% is the Pakistani army

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@telegram I need your help ASAP!!!!!!! It's an emergency.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

My Spotify is wildin rn, it just went from What's up by kr$na to Tera mera rishta by mustafa zahid.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@pretty_soull @SwiggyInstamart @SwiggyCares @zeptocares @ZeptoNow For real.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

Thread on how @SwiggyInstamart scammed me in the funniest way possible😭😂

I ordered a few notebooks from @SwiggyInstamart and they did send it to me but the funniest part was the notebooks were all intact and cool but at least 70 pages from each were missing from the center. 😭

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@pretty_soull @SwiggyInstamart @SwiggyCares @zeptocares @ZeptoNow Yesss😭😭🤣🤣

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@pretty_soull @SwiggyInstamart @SwiggyCares @zeptocares @ZeptoNow Multiply it by 4😭😭

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

3/3
I don't remember ordering the funniest scam of my life where someone snatched pages out of a book.🤡
@ZeptoNow is for the win. Bro sorry that i ditched you for the first time.(and got my karma instantly)
@SwiggyInstamart @SwiggyCares please care for your customers.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

2/3
And when i asked them to help me they said it is an error which is not in their control and therefore they cannot do anything.
I suggested if they want i can give them a video proof of counting pages. They said that won't matter. Because you received what u ordered for😭😭

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@daevnsh Ayein?

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@_Guriyaa_ @faizaaaaaann @pretty_soull 💀💀

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@daevnsh Details?

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@daevnsh for real? Phirse?

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

Avg behavior of Rohini gyms
- was listening to Carnival by Ye and some random dude connected his phone to the gym speaker and started playing a haryanvi song where two people are talking about the girl's marriage.
😭😭😭 Save Me

PS- I forgot my earphones

[dev @cosmosentient]

hearing UP school lore some 'highlights': principle office todhdiya, police wale ko aukat dikhadi, dost ne dukaan bechke coke kia/bhabhi pregnant kardi, opp ki gf ko rusticate karadia, driver ko light pole pe bandhdia, might add more in the thread

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@Swiggy @SwiggyCares
I placed the order with swiggy one and after an hour i got to know that the order has not been received by my friend but someone else.
The delivery guy claims to call me but i have no missed calls in my call logs from anyone.

[dev @cosmosentient]

@SwiggyCares @Swiggy your incompetent delivery driver didn't deliver my food to me while claiming delivered on the app & says he delivered it to the wrong person (sure lil bro) order id is 166465833951633, Kaam karo phatafat, i need a refund or my food delivered.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@daevnsh I have always been famous

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

Even they respect the attempt.

[CeraVe @cerave]

@daevnsh at least he said it with his chest.

[Saif😶‍🌫 @dumteea]

@pretty_soull @AapkiSanu ❤❤❤