eleanor

[hannah montana @j230501]

The thing I was most unprepared for in college was the amount of people that literally lie about being from Chicago

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

@thepennyhoarder @rileyyallenn

[riley bear @rileyyallenn]

none of you responded to my call for brunette friends and i’m still stuck in a group chat full of blondes

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Girls will spend more money on going blonde than Trump paid in taxes

[riley bear @rileyyallenn]

never fuck with a boy that wears a scarf

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

So proud of my dear Malcolm!! First he tests Macduff for his loyalty, and then he leads an army. #blessed #son #love

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

@Macbeth_PJ HA or maybe y'all like to kill for fun, eh?

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

Yo wheres the trumpets and angels Macbeth mentioned earlier for my departure from the land of the living? #wherethecherubinsat

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

Surprised at my son's reaction to hearing of my death. "O by whom?" is all you say?! How about some tears for my sake?

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

Run away me boys, Malcolm and Donalbain. To safer lands!!!

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

Ok, my last supper wasn't good enough to be killed after!! Curse Macbeth and his conniving wife! All hail Malcolm!!!!

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

The dinner at Inverness twas pleasant! Alas, Macbeth would scarcely meet my eye, but Lady Macbeth twas a gracious hostess.

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

@Macbeth_PJ so you say...

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

@Witch_Slap2 how about i put you on the stake?!

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

My stay at Inverness has been quite lovely! The air is sweet and clear. I can't wait for our dinner tonight!

[eleanor @duncandonuts125]

@ForScotland13 dont party too hard me nobles...