Gordon Lankfoot

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

My love language

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

@klaudyuh Bitches who shit #RISEUP

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

#MEATMISSILEMONDAY

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

Beautiful thrust by my wife’s boyfriend; it’s quite like what you see from Patrick Mahomes

[Nemlin @Nilmen]

Behold, the cuck commentary desk

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

@ohwaitfuck #wheremyinvite

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@klaudyuh He’s busy reading about coin defects

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consulting the local sages about arcana (texting ms autism about a weird bug i saw)

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

doctor prescribed me ssris bc i cant stop cumming everywhere

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

@klaudyuh why can’t you get an erection

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

just got a haircut who got a french tip pedicure and poor decision making skills

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

@girllafraidd what if george washington thought he had no time to cross the deleware… dont deprive yourself of the opportunity for greatness

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

Grilled cheese burrito

[N 𐙚 @67409_so]

3 words better than “i love you"??

[simply me @klaudyuh]

Today’s newspaper equivalent is waking up immediately pulling up twitter and seeing what your insane friends tweeted last night, or if you’re lucky enough, this morning before you woke up

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

kenley jansen tattoo

[毛豆豆 @LynseyCicapm]

刚弄的新刺青 够不够野 想不想摸摸看

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

@blonde_starfish drinking like somebody’s uncle is for men and I let you enjoy that!!!

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

need a woman who is greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, mannish-looking, morally bankrupt and can't even call herself a feminist

[adderall andy @poopbuffet420]

Should i stop lying on the internet about having male genitals

[lint @swaggyKhajiit]

girls love me for my quick wit and suicidal ideation

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

I thought dl trade meant pokemon cards you guys are yucky!!!!

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boss makes a thousand i make a buck thats why i jack off in the company truck

[Gordon Lankfoot @duncanonit]

its getting cold out #BOJACKHORSEMAN #NORMALPEOPLE #FLEABAG