Duncan Patterson

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@stoolpresidente *memorisation

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@stoolpresidente Never heard of this 'Morracco' you speak of. Are they a hockey team? #cluelessyanks

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@Cutsysays Can I get on the next Joe Vs Schmoe gig if I call you a back of dicks?

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@replies_guy Over on the original side of the pond we just hit privys just in case the first ones ob. Doesn't affect pace of play at all.

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

Dear @stoolpresidente while I am as gay for Maye as the next guy, I am not willing to spend $70+ on a tshirt. If you could find it in your heart to send me one for free I promise to not refer to you as 'that obnoxious yank fuck who eats pizza'. Thanks in advance.

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@Top100Rick I know it's not a popular club as a lot of people think it's completely pointless but a nice smooth 64° wedge would be perfect for this hole

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@TheBarmyArmy To the tune of 'Whole Again' Atomic Kittens

Looking back on when we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Josh Tongue youre the one, you still turn me on
You can make me whole again

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@NUCLRGOLF Kwon and the NZ boys with him this time. There may be some censorship issues with Sam tho.

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@khJacobs @SouthamptonFC @BBCMOTD Full time dreamer. Part time dickhead

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Did @bet365 really just change my ridiculous bet from a potential win of 1.4 Milly to 3.5 Grand just cause the teams were announced? #scumbags

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@goodgood_golf Less days, but more broken windows

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@elonmusk That potion of anti venom works great doesn't it?

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@NCrypt30 Fingers crossed you don't sell at 50% ath like last time (yes I did too so fuck off)

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@PikWikLunks Sounds great..I'll have mine crawling with with so many life ending chemicals that it's illegal to sell in the UK.....with extra cheese, obviously

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@realPeterSpokes Hi Peter, if I book this as a present will 'spectators' be allowed on the platform etc?

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@NCrypt30 @GreatBambin0 @PikWikLunks #cringe

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@ForePlayPod @petermillar @RiggsBarstool @NCrypt30 if I manage to get sub 10 on any hole I want a parade

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

🏡 RIGGS EXPERIENCE GIVEAWAY 🏡

One winner and their friend will get a FREE round trip to Pinehurst for 2 nights & 2 rounds of golf, PLUS fully scripted travel outfits from @PeterMillar.

5 other winners will be selected to receive scripting golf outfits from Peter Millar & a Barstool Prize Pack.

To enter:
-Follow @petermillar & @foreplaypod
-Retweet
-Tag the friend you’d bring to Pinehurst

[Duncan Patterson @duncanp97]

@bobdoessports @RobbyBerger I've never been so happy for someone I've never met. New nickname needed perhaps? BobbyAces?