Danielle

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

So I return to my hall in stilettos and 70 degree weather clothing at 3 am. I get on the elevator with 2 residents. They clearly don’t recognize me.

Residents: “You’re really pretty, are you a freshman?”

Inner me: Say yes.

Me: “I’m the RA on the 3rd floor.”

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

Y’all aren’t going to your bi annual dental cleanings, because ain’t no way the dentist is gonna let you walk out with that much plaque on your teeth.

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

One thing about me I’ll put the thoughts, feelings, needs, and wants of others before mine everytime.

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Imma be for real, if Teyana Taylor pulled my man on stage and wanted to give him a lap dance, I would cry big ass tears….because why she chose him and not me?!?!?

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

Y’all ever try to mix your friend groups like a crossover special and it backfire on you and they end up hating each other, so instead of making a bigger friend group you create enemies. 😅

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

@paramoreblast Like just to nap in a bed where all the stuff that would harm me would be put away sounds so peaceful.

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

I want a bob the builder husband so bad. Lmao.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum

[Malab🍯 @KokiWabule]

I wanna get married so I can pack for my husband lunch and leave a cute note inside so he doesn't forget that I love him more than anything and he's the handsomest person that has ever lived.

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

@kirhooks Awww shucks 🥰

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

Y’all mad cause the little mermaid is black and I’m mad it’s not me. 💀

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

Can’t wait to cry to my therapist today, get advice, and then next week tell him why I didn’t take his advice.

[Ezraˣᵈ @scrrxpt]

I hate the fact that i’m such a “no, no, it’s okay” type of person.

[D🦋 @dxvsxx]

How have so many generations managed to work til retirement age?! I’m 25 and I’m tired!

[Danielle @duncanxdanielle]

My favorite job was buff city soap but I can’t make 30 an hour mixing bath bombs and I really hate that for me.

[Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne]

My Lyft driver saw my pregnant belly and put his air freshener in the glove box and went so gently over the bumps that how do we think my husband will feel about naming the baby Mohamad?????

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Normalize not feeling bad for making your peace, wellbeing and mental health a priority.