Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Cover Art by the phenomenal @willclementsart

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

HE FUCKING NAILED IT!!!

God it’s so good. 🥰🥰🥰

[will ✨ emote shop NOW OPEN! @willclementsart]

Commission for @duncasaurus_ of Wanda Maximoff aka The Scarlet Witch 🧙‍♀️✨

#ScarletWitch
#MultiverseOfMadness

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Trans people have been marginalised, demonised and attacked.

Britain now has one of the worst records on trans rights in Europe.

But they have so many allies who will never give up on them.

[Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter]

At the moment, Elon Musk's civil war in Britain is off to a slow start

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

Mosquitos don’t suck harder when you slap them 😺

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

the moment ChatGPT persuaded that first poor boy to kill himself, Sam Altman should have pulled the product from the market for emergency refinement. but he didn’t, & his glorified Magic 8 Ball has pushed child after child into the grave. hard to see him as anything but a monster

[Onpam @0npam]

Not Destiny related but when I was a teenager playing Counter-Strike I would block anyone with an anime pfp and eventually when I played Dark Souls Remastered it caused massive stuttering because I had 3k people blocked on steam and I had to unblock them all

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

She doesn’t even break stride what an icon.

[Angela Rayner Updates @RaynerUpdates]

This cabinet reshuffle…

[Daniel Towey @DT202028]

Keir Starmer leaves Downing Street for the final time, set to Julia's Theme from EastEnders, it's moments like this Julia's Theme was made for! 😄

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Henry West 🇬🇧 @HenryWestGaming]

Farage is a very Fr*nch sounding name, we probably ought to address that

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

Me. All week. It’s cruel and merciless god.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Two weeks before he took to the stage in Clacton, we installed a remote-controlled banner behind Farage. (June 2024)

[tabs (MOVED) @tabsphere]

how do i explain to my non british oomfs rn how the far right is losing their shit over an intergalatic bin robot competing against their leader in a local election he called for attention

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

Six Million what? Pesos? Shillings?

[scar @imfat]

You’re offered 6M to do a single line of coke, wyd??

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

Can’t forget that if he loses this by-election then it’s rigged. But if he wins it’s gonna be the strongest mandate in the history of British politics.

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

So to sum up @Nigel_Farage announcement.

1. I’m quitting, please re-elect me “I promise to hold at least one constituency meeting I promise”

And 2.

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

I think when I die I’m probably gonna go for cremation.

The song that will play as I’m sent to the oven will be Deep Stone Lullaby.

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

LIKE COME ON MAN HOW DO YOU CANCEL THIS!??

[Dunc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @duncasaurus_]

Oh thigh MUSCLES. not just thick thighs 🥺