@symatt I am the Eternal DM. Doom of Schedules, Master of random numbers that play against me, Conqueror of Players fears and Happy Clown of the tables 🐹
@n_quests Beholders need to go to the Ophthalmologist three times a year, but in the latest years the number of Ophthalmologists that are willing to see them has vastly diminished ... for unknown reasons...
@Warlockdnd For one campaign I did, I said "Roll Initiative" and played the X-Men Theme Song from the 90s. That was the only time I ever said "Roll..." from then on out, I would just play the song whenever it was time.
@pwnieride Dungeons and Dragons... but the biggest threat of them all.. Scheduling a SESSION. So for me it is Dungeons and Dragons and Schedules.. hardest CR monster there is, killing campaigns in a single swooppppp 🐹