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My friends has never smoked a cig/tobacco/meth/weed or drinks alcohol and only juuled and now his girlfriend is pregnant and he failed his chem quiz. So we know it’s the juul. Please stop now while you can

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it’s 2028. The baby monitor shows your sister and her husband fucking on the couch. ur watching jealously. the taquitos in the microwave burn bc ur so focused on their sex life. it’s super bowl Sunday.

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I want to shove this trombone so far up his blowhole that he will need the whole town of Bikini Bottom to pull it out

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK WHEN YOU MAKE A "NOW IM MAD VIDEO"

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@brian_zak24 maybe there should be a safe word

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@brian_zak24

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