adam

paper cut survivor

[adam @dunnnnne]

me trying to come up with usernames

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

Dune DUne DUNE dUNE dun3 DuNe DuuuuunE Dyune DYuuuuuuune Dyyyyyuuuunnneeeee Doon Duninator Dern Derndonn dernflerf Dernnnnnnnn DUNNNNE Dune DUUUUNE

[adam @dunnnnne]

finally. thought he’d never drop again

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I don’t understand what this has to do with anything

[adam @dunnnnne]

please hire us @JuddApatow

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Judd Apatow is set to direct ‘COLA WARS’ with Steven Spielberg set to produce.

The film follows Pepsi’s attempt to challenge Coca-Cola’s century-long reign as the world’s top cola.

(Source: Deadline)

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni dude’s writing his thesis on costco guys vs sam’s club guys

[adam @dunnnnne]

so glad tony hawk never got busted for PEDs

[Robert @RobertMilioni]

#SolidarityforJoey I will not eat a single hotdog until you reinstate Joey Chestnut for the July 4th competition. Your move ⁦@eatingcontest⁩

[adam @dunnnnne]

feel like everyone’s perfect shoe size ends in 0.5 so they should make the half sizes the whole sizes

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni

[adam @dunnnnne]

I will delete all the TikTok data right now for $300 @POTUS I have the button

[adam @dunnnnne]

drinking my coffee getting ready for another day of scrolling and content

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni you’re hating but it’s actually great carrot foraging weather

[adam @dunnnnne]

officially endorsing @RobertMilioni

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

I am looking for Americas most GOATed White Boy.

Reply or quote this tweet with why you deserve the be the 2024 AMGWB. I will be picking the winner next Friday 3/8.

Winner will receive a $15 venmo

[adam @dunnnnne]

when I listen to frank ocean all I want to do is tee up, grip it and rip it

[Robert @RobertMilioni]

My 2024 resolution is to get my 5 most used emojis tattooed on my chest

[adam @dunnnnne]

knew this would happen. my life is filled with doomsday symbolism. and yet mom bought me two anyway

[adam @dunnnnne]

I was totally wrong- he’s an audiobook guy. he said right now he’s listening to seth rogen’s audiobook

[adam @dunnnnne]

what podcasts do you think santa listens to while delivering gifts all night? he seems like a joe rogan guy to me

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni left handed people be like

[adam @dunnnnne]

@RobertMilioni which one is it Robert?