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SWE | @ManCity stan | solopreneur

[Jaydeep @_jaydeepkarale]

Uber employees on-boarding themselves without HR

[433 @433]

Norway's World Cup team photo goes 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 🥶🇳🇴

[(fan) Shedy @CFCShedy]

I Asked my girlfriend if she knows Dembele

She: Yeah he was untouchable at Spurs

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

that’s quite an age gap

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

Excellent double entendre. 😀

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Football Twitter is the best thing that happened to this platform.

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Are Kenyans aware that @HonAdenDuale ran mad while he was in primary school? Duale is a mad man. The man needs to be in Mathare Mental hosp.

[🜲 @dunnytml]

@divaUTD_ @Jibsman1 It includes Stadium naming rights alongside sister clubs. Basically the whole CFG

[🜲 @dunnytml]

@wesbos *aipocalypse

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Announcer: “Up next at this World Cup game… the penalty SHOOTOUT.”

Americans in the stands:

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

New laptop, new phone, new apartment, new car. Amen.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

When Brazil is given a penalty in the WC and Magalhaes steps up to take it

Teammates:

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

Jude Bellingham trying to get a taper in kayole

[Central @WestHam_Central]

National heroes 🫡