tsii

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[blue @bluewmist]

Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die

[future saint 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 @alexamazov]

day drinking but still making sure my ex gets a text tonight

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

not arguing with a hot nerd with interesting hobbies and a passion for learning who is loyal and patient with me. whatever you say love of my life

[🌻 @hudsonsshanes]

jack innanen learning the horrors of european heat

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me after teaching my dog to come home every time i sell him:

[Zoey @Zoey168102]

Normalize being very direct, very straight to the point and very assertive. A surprising amount of tension in adult life exist because people avoid saying what they actually mean.

[blue @bluewmist]

Going to leave you with this tonight:
The best thing you can do for yourself is actively increase your surface area for luck to hit you. Go outside, travel more, go to new cates, museums, events, take a new route home, go for hikes, see cities, countrysides, take your notebook, speak to people, ask questions, start businesses - go on more side quests. You can literally just do things, and the more you do, the more serendipity and synchronicity will find you.

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s incredible the number of people who go “yeah that’s just the biz!” like it’s unfathomable for producers to voluntarily reward performers and crew who helped them win the lottery

[Torey Canino-Celis @tj_canino]

when kara david said:

“dahil ang masaklap na katotohanan, hindi mikrobyo o sakit ang tunay nating kalaban, kundi kahirapan at kakulangan ng ating pamahalaan.”

this fucking i-witness episode is so good grabe gigil ko sa sagot ng doh secretary natin hayup talaga 😭

[Saniya Dhawan @SaniyaDhawan1]

Turns out that uninstalling instagram and not knowing what everyone is upto 24/7, is indeed good for your mental health.

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Whoever made 🫪 an official emoji need they dick sucked

[charlotte !! @snoopysrozanov]

i’m not even kidding when i say if this show doesn’t get five seasons AT LEAST i will kms and everyone around me this is my generations friends

[A🧬⛓️ @brekkerology]

they’re gonna make their bisexual character have a gay friend group and a straight friend group that he hides from each other this is too good

[Akshita @keylimepie2000]

As a 25 year old the best thing you can do is have more 30 year old friends to keep telling you the importance of sleep, drinking less, working out more and not taking yourself too seriously.

But you also want to have younger frens who remind you that you are still young enough to do stupid shit.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

The most healing thing for a neurodivergent person isn’t sleep or a hot shower or a good meal. It’s a long stretch of time where nobody needs anything from them at all.