Me at the dentist
Dentist: “Hey so Im noticing a lot of wear on your teeth.”
Me: “yea I like to chew on plastic things… pen caps, bottle lids”
Dentist: “Awww so yer like a puppy.”
Me: *involuntary dumb flustered fox noises*
She laughed at me guys, I was so embarrassed…
Rightists: if Hitler was alive he would’ve been a based tradcath groyper!
Natsocs: no he would have been a pro-labor socialist!!
Hitler if he was alive: hmmm ja i qvite like zese “furries”, mein fursona ist ein vulf