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I did not! Mr. Electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!

[Teevirus Spinks 🏳️‍🌈🚌🔋🚴🏿‍♂️ @teevirus]

The best time to plant trees in anticipation of hotter summers was 20 years ago. The next best time is today.

[chody @chodypatrick]

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

If I was a beautiful young man I would be sleeping with middle aged married women whose husbands neglect them. In fact I hope that's who I become if reincarnation is real

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

How do you even find all these references 😭

[menh8teaccount @arcobaloe]

Moi jpeux plus ce genre de videos à la con avec une quinqua qui te regarde dans le blanc des yeux en espérant te faire passer un message inspirant

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

I wish I was Dominican or Nigerian (unable to feel empathy and shame)

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[🐾 Pepper R. Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

this place builds them
or actually, more like it remembers them
and the more times it remembers something, the less it does

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

This is the graduation ceremony at the University of the Arts London.

[Blue🌊 @blueaflily]

how women only talk to daughters about their suffering and trauma needs to be studied. Sons live in ignorance is a bliss state throughout their lives.

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[ThatNiggaJigga @RajiTheDon]

They really killed Sandra bland and proped her dead body up for a mug shot photo, in the 21st century& got away with it. Like thats some cartoon shit.

[kd @kdlovrr]

do you remember when we were all at school and we were all silly

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[່ @hallucinaetions]

situation is so bad I have to root for england to eliminate argentina now

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt