kris kringle

a good boy.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Mostly a romantic who wants to be whored.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

I’m a whore and a romantic.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

As an overthinker, I’m constantly worrying that I might be neglecting any one of my partners. And when things like this happen, I beat myself up for not being more present

[Dr contratado! @Trolldrey]

Yo también soy doctor y les cuento:

Usted le mete la lengua al culo a una hembra, y la pone a patinar.

Esa hijueputa lo va a llamar y lo va a buscar. porque son pocos los manes que maman culo.

Pero es que, no es mamar por mamar, eso es un visaje, es el arte de mamar culo.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Need to recreate the first scene but with her tapes

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Xri xri but I’m the one struggling because I can’t walk and chew gum

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the best kind of kissing is when you’re fingering her while you kiss and watching her struggle to kiss you back

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Young men need better mentors

[osano @mavoswago]

i have a record label and a storefront at 22, pls get your life together & stop dissecting my past thoughts.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

This was inspired by Black Noise

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

I need men to tap into benzoyl peroxide because bathing alone (it’s a start) won’t rid lots of body odors.

Great for pits and feet.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

I prefer salicylic acid cleansers for for the groin and butt hole

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

I need men to tap into benzoyl peroxide because bathing alone (it’s a start) won’t rid lots of body odors.

Great for pits and feet.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

~Hiatus

[Oluwasusi @NrOluwasusi]

I took HPV vaccine yesterday, funny enough until yesterday I didn’t know men can also take it.

I recommend you should take it, help prevent cancer of the throat, anus, penis and mouth.

If you are scared of cunnillingus because of throat cancer, it reduce the risk by 90%.

And generally it is beneficial if you take it.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Yes

[kiki @mskillerki0]

petition to abolish the word situationship and talking stage

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

I was going through the awkward short locs phase and this person thought I was all over the place because of a heartbreak

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Can’t let my mother’s opps win

[𝘺𝘻𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝜗𝜚˚⋆*⋆: ♕︎ @gruesomegf]

in honor of suicide prevention awareness month, what are some reason you haven’t killed yourself?

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Can’t waste my time watching men sit down and talk about culture

[Yawovi1986 @YawoElvn]

Ish's ego is so huge, he asked Joe for a great restaurant recommendation, Joe texted him the name, and he went with his girl and had a great time.

He never bothered thanking Joe. When Joe asked him why, his answer was, 'We are men.'

When he got push back to that , He tried to Ish himself out of the situation (a term I made up for him, since he does this so much, meaning he accuses you of the exact thing he's been accused of).

The cast pulled out text messages of them thanking Ish all the time. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

This beautiful woman on my timeline just got married to one of the warmest men I’ve ever met. Love to see it.

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Told this woman that this dick is hers and maybe it’s time

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Another weekend of using her skincare products

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

forbidden love. what a concept

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

Another weekend of playing husband and wife

[kris kringle @duppymannn]

😞