DuRand Jones

[Jammles @jammles9]

@mmpadellan This is hilarious

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

[Comrade d 🏴🚩☭ 🔻 @SelbagD]

@MrsSOsbourne @goldenvoice

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

i’ll just leave this here.

[SilenceBeDamned🇺🇸🦅 @SilenceDamned]

Oh, what a scene—Trump and Vance tag-teaming Zelenskyy in the Oval Office like it’s a WWE smackdown, only with worse hair and zero charisma. Zelenskyy, fed up with their nonsense, throws down the gauntlet: “Come to Ukraine, JD, see the war for yourself.” And Vance, our brave little Ohio poet, bristles like a cat caught in the rain—“Propaganda tours!” he screeches, as if Zelenskyy’s inviting him to a photo op with a tank instead of, you know, a front-row seat to a genocide. JD’s probably worried he’d ruin his fancy loafers dodging rubble—or worse, miss his next podcast slot whining about “coastal elites.”

Then Trump lumbers in, puffed up like a discount dictator, dropping his sage wisdom: “You don’t have the cards right now.” Cards? This isn’t poker night at Mar-a-Lago, Don—Ukraine’s not bluffing with a pair of twos while Putin’s stacking nukes. “You’re gambling with WWIII,” he warns, which is rich coming from the guy who’d probably sell NATO for a Trump Tower Moscow if the deal was sweet enough. Zelenskyy’s over there fighting for survival, and Trump’s acting like he’s the one being inconvenienced because the popcorn’s late for his “peace in 24 hours” fantasy special. These two clowns turning a war into a reality show tantrum—pure genius. Pass the remote.

[mike luckovich @mluckovichajc]

02/16 Luckovich: Musk be a hypocrite. https://t.co/EnfOcJAKLh

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

I am incandescent with rage right now. I feel sick to the stomach. A US Vice President stood today on the soil of where so many Americans gave their lives to defeat fascism in Europe. He delivered a disgraceful speech that spat on their graves. Not that we should expect any different, given his boss skipped visiting the graves of fallen Americans in Europe for fear of getting his hair wet. The same man who called the same fallen heroes suckers and losers.

As a Brit that loves America and the American people, I am deeply disturbed at the insults delivered by a man who once described Donald Trump as an “idiot" and said he was "reprehensible." Privately, comparing him to Adolf Hitler.

How times have changed. Vance is now part of the most authoritarian administration in American history. An administration actively seeking to deny bodily autonomy to women. An administration pursuing the same mass deportation of immigrants that Europe witnessed in 1930s Germany. Vance is a man that his own president doesn’t even see as his successor.

He came to Europe to vomit his Christo-fascist bile on leaders from the UK and across Europe, in what appears to be a retribution tour designed to assert American power.

The U.S. are to my knowledge the only NATO country to have invoked Article 5 of the NATO charter after 9/11. We, his European allies, met that call with no questions asked. We sent thousands of soldiers to the battlefields of Afghanistan and Iraq to fight a war on the false premise of Donald Rumsfeld’s ‘known unknowns’. We did this despite millions of our own citizens protesting in the streets of our cities.

Our military stood shoulder to shoulder with his military and we, like many Americans, stood to salute our fallen young men and women returning home day after day. I have tears in my eyes as I write this, thinking of them and their loved ones. Our brave men and women willingly gave their all and far too many made the ultimate sacrifice in support of an American led war.

For the record, 6000 Ukrainian solders server alongside American soldiers in Iraq. This, despite Ukraine not being a member of NATO. In 1994 upon signing the Budapest Memorandum they gave up their nuclear weapons in return for security assurances from the US and the UK. These were then reneged upon in 2014 when Russia invaded Crimea. They were told ‘An assurance is not a guarantee’.

Now, despite their friendship and their brave sacrifice on the battlefields of Ukraine, the President of the United States has decided to abandon them and hand a victory to an indicted war criminal, who illegally invaded the sovereign territory of a US ally. An ally who’s soldiers had previously lost their lives supporting America in its war on terror.

SHAME ON HIM. Shame on the man who dodged the draft and never served a day in defense of his nation. He is a coward and I would gladly call him that to his face. To all those Americans on social media currently posting vile insults to those who have always been there for America, I say, democracy is bigger than you, as you sit anonymously behind your phones posting poison.

America might have the most powerful army on the planet, but remember, that same army fled from Saigon after being handed their ass by a bunch of peasant rice farmers, armed with grenades made from discarded US coke cans. Ukraine have been to the Russian army what the Vietnamese were to you and we salute them.

You might want to throw Ukraine under the bus while stealing there mineral deposits, BUT EUROPE WILL NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. I know for sure that the UK will not abandon the Ukrainian people. Our aid to GDP contribution already exceeds that of the US as does Poland, Germany Finland and others.

The U.S. is no longer a reliable ally and if need be, we will stand with Ukraine without America.

As for your pathetic tariffs, do your worst. You will soon have no friends but thugs and autocrats, so I’m sure Wun Dum Fuc will be right at home.

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

When I see the sexual orientation hate come out of the Republican party under the pretext of just being anti-Trans, I am very tempted to name the Republican operatives and elected officials who are closeted gays. It's not a short list.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Yep.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Denver CO, Who are they?

[Abier @abierkhatib]

The way she articulates facts is stunning, I’m in awe !" ♥️

[DuRand Jones @durand54]

@ThatEricAlper The New Yorker magazine

[DuRand Jones @durand54]

@NewsNation Another quagmire like Afghanistan - instead of the people of Gaza being oppressed by the Israeli occupation they'll have a new oppressor - a new target for their retribution.

[Tarmo 🇨🇿 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @TarmoFella]

Same shit.
Different asshole.

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

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[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Gotta love the British press.