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tattoos and tanlines

[dddy @durantt16]

@emmykateee i mean.. if you’re wearing non-slips and they didn’t drive you to said bridge then you have no work-comp claim 😅🤣

[dddy @durantt16]

how you know she’s the one 🥰

[aeia @badboyrepublic]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me.

[dddy @durantt16]

tell me why guardians of the galaxy 3 had to be so sad and heartbreaking 🥲 rocket ain’t deserve none of that

[Stoner Tweets @StonerCIips]

Me before I do anything that requires me to exist in everyday society

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i don't have trust issues, i have "i’ve been through that shit before" issues

[ellisima 🪆 @NICKYSNlCHOLS]

21-year-old natasha lyonne telling this joke on live television

[dddy @durantt16]

had my first yearly eval.. was told i was given the biggest raise out of our 3 stores based on performance/ growth 👏🏼
.. was also told that i come off as “cold & direct but still more approachable than your GM” 😅 🤷🏼

[dddy @durantt16]

@sav_sweatshirt … i seem to recall a time where i had to tape a note to the dryer saying “you have to clean this out every time you use or you will start a fire” with a arrow pointing to the lint trap 😅

[dddy @durantt16]

finally had a day off to enjoy some crawfish 😋 now i’m in the mood for a king cake

[Danielle @D__lawton13]

Responsibility and accountability are two things you shouldn’t have to teach grown adults.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough

[dddy @durantt16]

@sav_sweatshirt 🫣 yes

[dddy @durantt16]

ex is STILL texting me asking me for pics of my fur babies “bc she misses them” 🤔
idk what game you’re trying to play.. but honey i’ve paid off 12k in debt, paid off all those collections accounts, gotten engaged and added 3 more kids to the fam.
WE AINT GOING BACK
k bye ✌️

[K @K_Meower]

god my job is so mentally draining eww

[❌ @ashbcollum]

I’ve looked death in the face. You really think I’m scared of a mf that’s alive & breathing? 😂