duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨

the snack that smiles back 😘 • she/her • staff eng • come for the jokes, stay for the insights

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

hello new followers! hope you like jokes injected into your feed since twitter is a narc re: likes 🙃 I typically tweet about whatever I want (current events, memes, tech commentary). occasionally I have bright things to say, but it’s a panoramic and ya girl’s brain is mush

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@techgirl1908 @sarah_edo likewise!! it's been an age

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

it's giving unhinged horror vibes 😰🫠 thanks for the nightmares, @airHQ

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@KristyT 👀🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I can’t go to mastodon even though it’s been time

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@lil_gods_fave congratulations!!!!!!!

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@kwuchu that face! congrats

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I don’t care how many times an application crashes, I am not “sending a report” fucking snitch behavior

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

oh bitch the stories that will be told https://t.co/JqPyeJkmJN

[VICE @VICE]

That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board.
https://t.co/46gGdPyARZ

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

my fren @charlie_hess has been working on a video game (for literal years) and look at how good it is !!!! https://t.co/AINt7rAa66

[charlie ( building min/max ! ) @gameminmax]

how we’re making the #pixelart for our #indiegame

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@transgingerjess you look wonderful! congratulations 💐

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@kamilah @devcolororg in the advert, I see you!

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@KristyT @kamilah @sydnee_sampson @engineering_bae lmao right??? we didn't gatekeep good resources that's for sure

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@KristyT @kamilah @sydnee_sampson @engineering_bae can't recommend Harrison Metal enough, such good material! I also took the general management course some years ago

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@sydnee_sampson @KristyT @kamilah @engineering_bae at any rate, I have a BA (in English) and almost 15 years of IC experience - I'd been asked before and said no, and my path was long and winding. don't rush to get here, your timing is the right timing

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@sydnee_sampson @KristyT @kamilah @engineering_bae being full stack means I know how to call BS on estimates, etc. I wouldn't go into mgmt until you've been a tech lead and mentored people, it's the closest corollary you'll find w/out being a manager. EM is a lot responsibility. plus you'll need to understand the business too

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@QueenKristoff 💀💀💀💀

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

@kamilah ADORABLE

[duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ @duretti]

don't let anyone tell you shitposting doesn't work https://t.co/z7pOq8TpHt