Soph

fuck off

[Soph @durfqueen]

Went camping this weekend and the views were incredible❤️

[Soph @durfqueen]

I post in such a way that if my socials got hacked people would just think it’s me doing a bit

[Soph @durfqueen]

Should I put that I won the spelling bee in third grade and that neither of my parents or any of my family came under the accomplishments section on linkedin

[Soph @durfqueen]

I am so chronically constipated I know if someone cut me open the room would smell like 6 month old fermented roadkill

[Soph @durfqueen]

If someone hates you you need to do more stuff to encourage it until they kill you

[Soph @durfqueen]

All men do is LIE !!!!! DO NOT TRUST !! They will siphon your soul out of your body and sell it to the North Koreans for cold hard CASH! No more light in your eyes? It’s because he gave it to the RUSSIANS!

[Soph @durfqueen]

Thinking about swag this morning. Best tips to optimize?

[Soph @durfqueen]

If I were Tom cruise I would not do any of the things he does

[Soph @durfqueen]

Picking something up at the thrift to look at it then it being sticky is a top 10 traumatizing experience

[Soph @durfqueen]

My pupils do not dilate. I am always locked in

[Soph @durfqueen]

I’m deadass nimble as fuck

[Soph @durfqueen]

@clapbravo I would regret not telling you to shut the fuck up

[Soph @durfqueen]

every time I buy dry shampoo really bad things start happening to me

[Soph @durfqueen]

@Gingee555 Don’t act like you know Tom. You don’t know Tom

[Soph @durfqueen]

there is a girl inside me and she is screaming

[Soph @durfqueen]

@RelatablePapi Am I wrong

[Soph @durfqueen]

I’m actually not a cunt I just come across that way

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Genealogy DNA gathering companies like 23 and Me are searching for the bloodlines of Cain. But you were too distracted by the Roman Circus to realize.

[BunnyCrumbs @ChrisJo00291974]

The DNA swab industry isn’t about “finding your heritage,” it’s a global bloodline mapping operation run by the same ancient elite families that trace back to Cain through the Nephilim hybrids. They need to catalog every living descendant to track who carries the markers tied to forbidden knowledge and pre flood power. While the masses binge gladiator sports and reality TV, the real Coliseum is in the lab, sorting humanity for the final chess move.

[Soph @durfqueen]

Panini in da purse

[Soph @durfqueen]

you cannot fill all holes with silly. only some. i am afraid that this is not a silly hole. but i will try alcohol