Durham Bell

I identify as a currently terrestrial nonhuman biped. #avlien

[Durham Bell @durham_bell]

#bear @ We Rock the Spectrum - Asheville https://t.co/5yNo4gsJAD

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#weonlycomeoutatnight @ Asheville Art Museum https://t.co/3l7iJRbF8R

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Feet @ Montford Area Historic District https://t.co/gdA5e3jWUD

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@PMKFAE @Trevornoah I mean, could've posted the link...or there's a 3 min video about it too. Screenshots are a bit non-indicative. 🤷‍♂️
https://t.co/OwTcjWw1rz

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Apparently today we're practicing our "enhanced interrogation" techniques on Elmo. https://t.co/tuLWLcTifS

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@armstrong_jaime @snezeire @GeekTrader @AOC "not corrupt"? Is that still a thing? 🤯

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@acrossthecurve @snezeire @GeekTrader @AOC I feel like maybe not wanting Amazon in your back yard isn't really something that you can criticize someone for. Several other areas passed on that deal too. It would be like Musk moving Tesla to Arizona. It would hit like an asteroid and crater a hundred miles each direction.

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@snezeire @GeekTrader @AOC It is almost like that. The converse is a bit alarming: entitled Karens' abject madness has become so normalized that we think of that as our country's baseline.

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@GeekTrader @AOC Yo, how does that even work? Trump had CPB running around snatching up citizens and they won't even not be a huge bag of d***s when Biden tells them to? We do still have a government, right? I mean, has anyone actually checked?

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@NeuroRebel Basically the entire diagnostic criteria as laypeople understand it (read: they do not). Even clinicians do it, one of my doctors asked "how can you be autistic, you're a DJ. 🤦‍♂️

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@NeuroRebel 38 found out, 40 evaluated (not officially diagnosed because we were adopting a child), I'm 42 now. It's been an interesting time to learn about myself. Luckily I am nothing if not tech savvy. I wish I could find a support group or something but they are (understandably) sparse.

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@mongeliliana @GeekTrader Spineless and coming from one of the most powerful men in the world. That's where we are now. #teamamerica

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@unevereverno @GeekTrader Everything since 2015 has been just that. Hey, remember when @newtgingrich called @Madonna a fascist? That was a fun protest, the hats were brilliant. Well, I guess it's been good if you really like protesting stuff.

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@GeekTrader Who? #moscowMitch? 🤔

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@GeekTrader I just can't "not even" anymore with these people. I'm in WNC, but I feel like maybe I should drive down there and just start explaining to random people why candidates shouldn't be chose based on low-rent After Effects work.

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My dude. ❤️ https://t.co/U0sno5orrn

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@charliesheen is my spirit animal.

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@BonnieSalm @Rubicon1313 @StephenKing Yeah, it's like "ha-ha scary" which, I assume, is the polar opposite of "sad funny".

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@Jodymcp @Evointegrity @StephenKing I think we should make the @TheDailyShow #trumptwitterlibrary into a permanent museum. You know, as a cautionary tale (about mysogeny and CAPS LOCK).

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@StoweVT2 @StephenKing I would, but only if he didn't sell the furniture first, claim it on his homeowners policy then declare that the fire was a reverse-racist. (Aside: wtf does that even mean? Is it like black people putting raisins in potato salad?)