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[🔥 @HeatMovin]

THEY TRYNA FRAME TUA TO JAIL DAWG 😭😭😭

[🤞🏾 @COLDGAMELEEEK]

Nigga Penix was beating his dick in church god dont even punish a nigga like me dis bad and i skipped my granny funeral when Blah Gigi n Gucci Collab dropped

[Carnz @Carnz_Edits]

sksksksksksksk

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My wife came up to me exhausted

"Can you put the baby to bed?"

I pulled out my iPad

No calendar invite.

No task assigned to me in our family ERP system.

No status report flagged in Microsoft Teams.

"This doesn't fit into my current workflow. Your lack of planning isn't my emergency."

I went right back to arranging my contacts in the CRM and pushing forward organizational goals to generate value for shareholders

[Brent @oppkechi]

Never gets old.

[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

The Benin players arriving back to Africa after experiencing Argentinian poverty

[7👤 @Utddoja]

Why does no one acknowledge the fact Young spray said he made a diss tune every day for about a month.

You’ve made around 30 diss tracks with zero replies and you’re confused that someone said you were begging it ? Madness

[Midnite @midnite]

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼

[hash 🇵🇸 @hashuAG7]

the way people talk about ronaldo’s football on this app genuinely pisses me off but then again I remember that 90% of current football twitter started watching football post covid and has genuinely never watched a single game from the golden generation.

[sam ⛷️ @sambrazy]

It’s funny how the tacticos on here proclaim Ronaldo as overrated in terms of technical ability, ball-striking/finishing, IQ/decision making, and athleticism all at once. Just lucked his way into 1k goals.

Most lied about player by people who present themsleves as experts

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

🚨 #MCFC Former City star says news of the club's sham contracts has made his life HELL.

The 39-year old, who asked not be identified, said, "I played 73 times for City but when I walk down the street people just look at me in disgust. It's tarnished my career." [@dailystar]

[🌬🌫 @Eagle10ii]

" Ronaldo is genuiely a level below in ball striking"

[CALLUM ABROAD @CallumAbroad]

Dark Tourism 🧵

1. Bin Laden Compound #Abbottabad Pakistan 🇵🇰

[Barra Bruvvas @BarraBruvvas]

ALL TIME CHRISTIAN VS MUSLIM STARTING XI! ✝️☪️

OUT AT 6PM! 🚨

[The Doctor | Thank you Miura @thedoctor00_]

Yamal getting praised over UNL perfs after stinking up the WC while Penaldo was called Hitler for doing the same

[Cal @cxllumlfc100]

Gus Fring’s impact on Albuquerque:

Providing employment to local workers.
Supported local charities and community causes.
Made substantial donations to DEA charitable events.
Donated to Walter White’s cancer treatment fund.

Shall we ignore his drug operation?

[Kam_13attle @pluto_dreams13]

Only “boy” thing i couldn’t get into as a kid was like cars bruh idk why but to this day i still don’t give a fuck about cars

[levi 🌶🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

The images coming out of melbourne this morning are devastating 😢💔

[MarcyInnovates☭🔻 @MarcyInnovates]

Friend group of Brian griffin variants

[L @Patrickmuweng3]

Jewsta legacy outside of ronaldo bricks and picking up cigs https://t.co/gWQYgCYreC