Durpx5 (Durpdurpdurpdurpdurp :: Internet Samurai)

I decline to accept the end of man.

Designated leader of a Mystery Religion

Not all tweets reflect my feelings, thoughts, values, or the truth.

Boy/Koala

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@YahooCare @jameshetbenk Noooooooooooo!

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@Mets19Pete @LisaMarieBoothe Go home

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@ModeledBehavior How bad is the actual infrastructure in the USA? I know the grade giving organization is basically a road/bridge builder guild. Is there any objective criteria or critical analysis of their yearly reports?

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@COdendahl I still don't get why they aren't really doing it. The volks part of volkswagen is the super racist nazi part. Electric cars are good and Adolf Hitler is bad.

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@mdubowitz Isn't that good though? Being involved in Middle East doesn't seem to have worked out so well for USA.

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@Sharpe222 @lostinnyc_1 @TVietor08 From a tactical perspective Tucker Carlson should invite Nestor on for an interview.

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@_NachoSantana @mironovich @mattgaetz @deangloster Matt Gaetz hallucinating that this man is his son when he definitely not by any definition is the most bizarre thing to happen in American history. I would say world history but there are countries I know nothing about so maybe Togo has us beat.

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@BritaniaRTW @DrPepperDDS @deangloster @mattgaetz They mean we all failed to graduate and are living delusional lives. They let everyone know around age 130 that no one has ever graduated from high school, college, university, etc. It explains why this world is incredibly poorly run and why Matt Gaetz is in congress/has fake son

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@ClaudineiMacie5 @Rkrahenbuhl How so? In what way?

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@sergiostampar Did you see the new minister of defense just praised the coup/military dictatorship? Insanity.

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@Duffygary Did not expect the autogolpe to be telegraphed immediately after the resignations. The defense minister feller just got the job too

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@ExpatBrazil Disgusting! Brazil is in such danger.

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@mattgaetz How is your fake Cuban son (gf's brother) that you fake adopted at age 12 doing broseph? You're the dumbest person to represent anything in the history of mankind.

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@SaraGonzalesTX @mattgaetz check the news bahahaha

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@MustBeMaya maybe she was in an important meeting and forgot to silence her phone

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@toddwilken @MZHemingway @CNN I thought someone was biting that dog because he kept getting in the news. Did not know journalism flip flopped on this fundamental tenet.

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@MBomination @Average_Dad1 technically it isn't because of pasteurization but from the lack of rooster/hen fornication (but which one is the chicken??)

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@eric_klein @NavyStrang @LogTechEric @davidfickling You're a boat good sir

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@noonanjo It is kinda weird but I find it easier to say. So maybe it will stick

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@NelthSA @thesarahyork We invented the McGriddle which is a pancake infused with syrup that isn't even sticky. It is a miracle of science and the first fast food to be consumed on the moon will be a chicken McGriddle and hash browns.