Kimmy Gibbler or Gimme Death

The tweets from this account are designed to subtly condition you to wonder where your stove is.

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@Anghellic10 She definitely does

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@Anghellic10 @AlainaRae1010 Very glad I could assist

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I'd rather be jerked on then jerked off

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I have a rare medical condition that makes me cum any time I tell someone about it.

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It's neat going to Walmart and recognizing everyone from their FetLife profile

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Y2K erotica

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Self diagnosed lactose intolerant

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Smegma denialism

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@elonmusk could you pay me $500 every time I have an orgasm for the rest of my life, as a joke? It would be hilarious.

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If you don't like canned iced tea, you're Brisk averse

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@Anghellic10 @AlainaRae1010 I do!

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I guess I just feel bad about spending all that time researching the best ways to kill Hitler.

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Coming to the realization that I'm probably never going to kill Hitler. And that's ok.

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Kielbasa should be free. The government can afford to spend $113 billion a year turning brown kids into salad dressing, but I've got to pay for sausage? Make it make sense.

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I take back all the mean things I've said about dipshits

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Lead flavored mints

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Asking Jeeves for some frotting videos

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Hang on, gotta put on my sex hat

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I've read you're not supposed to jerk off on airplanes. No idea why though.

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Do you think I don't want to talk about oats?