Timmy Durst

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

I’d love to know what Trea’s plan is at the plate.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

If it weren’t for Derek Hill, @Phillies would be winning 3-0. Crawford would have robbed those HRs to center field. Nola always getting shit on

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

Bohm please stop. Pls

[Ira Winderman @IraHeatBeat]

How do you win the lottery? Give up 83 points to Bam Adebayo.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

🫡 sucks it had to come to this.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

And most of y’all say he’s better than D Wade 🥱

[nick wright @getnickwright]

James Harden has now had back to back playoff games with more turnovers than field goals.

That means he now has FORTY FOUR (44!) playoff games with more turnovers than FGs.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

Nola is cheeks anymore.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@Eagles get me Caden Curry or VJ Payne plz

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

Eagles fans realizing Dianna Russini was right along. A.J. Brown wants those stats

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

$68 to fill up the tank, or per gallon? Per 10 gallons? What’s the unit of measurement for the gasoline?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Tim, I’ll bet you a million dollars that by this time next year — call it closing price on April 1, 2027 — gas prices will be lower than they were on February 27th, 2026, the day before we bombed Iran. Higher than $68, you win, lower than $68, I win.

[Surya Fernandez @SuryaHeatNBA]

The NBA can review and “correct” a Max Strus 3-pointer several minutes after it happened but can’t check a blatantly obvious dirty play that took out the Heat’s best player for the majority of the game.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@JackFritzWIP And Adolis and Crawford in the batting order

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

What an embarrassing bottom of the 8th, Phillies.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

I didn’t know migraines were that sharp… that they were more of an ache

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

NEWS: Andrew Painter has been scratched with a migraine.

Zach Pop will be today’s starter.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@mattvanswol Everything Trump did worked? Any elaboration, just for this specific operation?

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@AdamKinzinger Official statements from both countries don’t indicate a fee. Can we get confirmation either way?

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

Kemp, Marchan, Moore, Sosa all in the lineup together.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@marcthiessen Feeling scorned by your masters? Realizing the incompetencies of this government?

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

Crawford and Turner being bailed out by Adolis and Marchan. Gotta get some hits off Danny McBride now.

[Timmy Durst @durtyd45]

@ClayTravis Clay, you don’t give a shit about Iran or their people. Not a single mention of any Iranian atrocities prior to the 12 day war. You just want to be a gargling puppet.