i love dustbunnies so much because it is so unbelievably doomed and fundamentally both something they don't need right now and also something they desperately need.
maybe. just maybe though.
also fuck if they were a (queer platonic) couple THEY'D BE SO ANNOYING GODDD MELANIE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR FAIL PARTNER AND LAMPERT STOP WISTFULLY SMILING AND STARING AT HER AUGH THIS ELEVATOR MAKES ME SICK.