D.White

[D.White @dustindammit]

@abbeyb67 Bahaha trueee

[D.White @dustindammit]

@abbeyb67 Or this tweet 😂

[D.White @dustindammit]

@KinggWade You waitin in line for that welfare check too bruh?!?!

[D.White @dustindammit]

@itsJacob_Miller Damnnnnnnn

[D.White @dustindammit]

Yooooo... God is a single parent. Let that marinate. 🤯🤯🤯

[D.White @dustindammit]

@abbeyb67 Or could we simply say, not buying a ford again... hmmmn #FoodForThought

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

This is video is the best, and funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I am in tears!!!! 😂😭🤣

[D.White @dustindammit]

Want to really get to know someone? Watch how they make their pizza rolls.

[D.White @dustindammit]

Are you supposed to collaborate the art in each room of your house? Or can I do a remix? Like a picture of Elton John and then a funky cow on the adjacent wall. Asking for a friend...

[D.White @dustindammit]

@lindseyd227 But you’re a “hoenother” person when you’re single... I even retweeted it. 😂

[D.White @dustindammit]

If your left leg trembles while your right foot is on the brake at a red light; you crushed leg day.

[D.White @dustindammit]

S/O to @Erica13093181, Happy belated birthday!

[helen @helen]

fuck millennials nostalgic for harry potter and matilda. y’all make me SICK. this is the level of nostalgia i’m on

[D.White @dustindammit]

Guess I’m going to ol Westmoreland, yayyyy...

[D.White @dustindammit]

The saying, a drunk man tells no lies, is a lie. Bet a drunk man started that saying.

[D.White @dustindammit]

My Timehop streak is about the only thing consistent in my life. #awkward

[D.White @dustindammit]

Drunk me left two uncrustables out for sober me to find. Shit was fuckin thoughtful.

[D.White @dustindammit]

Bruh that sounded nothing like “Laurel”, I hear it clear as day saying “Yanny”.

[D.White @dustindammit]

@lindseyd227 Nah you’re a chick. Y’all aren’t ever weird in that aspect

[D.White @dustindammit]

Just cause I liked your shit from 4 years ago, doesn’t mean I’m a creeper. It just appeared on my feed...

[D.White @dustindammit]

@lindseyd227 I don’t understand your question haha