Dustin Foree

Not sure what I'm doing with my life, but at least I'm having fun while I figure it out. Check out my podcast Bedroom Drinking!

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Imagine actually wanting to read Joe Biden’s memoir…that he definitely wrote himself

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The best thing about soccer is that the clock keeps running so the agony is not prolonged

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The people who are clutching their pearls at the idea that Nate Bargatze might possibly be conservative might also be surprised to learn that water is wet

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I definitely don’t want James Talarico to win, but if these “he’s a secretly gay vegan” attacks are the best the Republicans have, they’re gonna be in trouble.

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Poor Oklahoma. The Thunder are all they have.

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Venezuela coming from behind and doing what it takes to win. Someone should let Juan Soto know this is the way to prove you’re actually “the best team.” #wbc

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Oh no Italy you gotta get it together fam #wbc

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Massive Michael B Jordan fan but Timothee Chalamet was robbed #oscars

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Baseball is the best sport. USA! #wbc

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Not Jasmine Crockett thinking the republicans cheated in a democrat primary!

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It’s crazy how many people pay for a gym membership just to go and half ass everything. Waste of time and money.

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The amount of people who have no idea how TV ratings work arguing about TV ratings is staggering and quite amusing

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@sum5825 @ClayTravis It was a record breaking Spanish language broadcast, but that’s it

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People really out here using the term “gunperson” with a straight face 😂

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

To prevent Donald Trump from stealing another election in 2028, we need voter ID and a ban on mass mail-in voting.

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I guarantee you if they announced Morgan Wallen as the halftime show next year and BET or somebody did their own alternative show, we would see the exact same reactions as this year but in reverse. Everyone is so lame and predictable.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

These endless obesity commercials are insane.

Go to the gym and stop eating crap.

You’re welcome.

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The first touchdown of the Super Bowl not being scored until the fourth quarter is kinda wild

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Fun fact: You can think Trump has said and done some shitty things and still be glad Kamala or Biden or any democrat I can think of is not president.

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I really want this guy to get a ring

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

After saying a few years ago he’d cut his penis off to win a Super Bowl, Mike Vrabel now says he’ll now only cut half his penis off if he wins a Super Bowl, will leave his wife six inches. All timer: