Dustin Tesso™

Fat stacks and pettin' cats.

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter a-lexus

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

I never knew that “chess boxing” was the sporting event I preferred to watch on my Sunday but holy shit was that fun to watch

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

@VibrantMer It’s amazing lol

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

Turn 30 in 2 hours, anyone got suggestions on good nursing homes?

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

“I love the kind of woman that will literally just kill me”

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

Football is awesome 😂

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

When Twitter see WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook users tryna come hang out

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

Facebook is ded

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

Rough n Rowdy is popping off 😂

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

I know I’m getting old because somehow I goofed my ankle sitting in a chair all night, rip

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

You control your life when you're the pilot not the passenger.

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

I feel old as dirt I’m obsessed with cryptocurrency

[em @emilyzulllo]

someone spilled soup in my buildings stairwell and now notes are accumulating and I feel like I’m living in a tumblr textpost thread

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

@Holzy_ I can dunk too, I’m athletic as hell

[Zack @Asmongold]

Feeling thankful that I'm single on Valentines Day

Now I won't have to spend 7 dollars on a box of chocolates at CVS

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

@Holzy_ I’m about to join this group, these posts are magical lmao

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

@KF4G @destroyrebuildt @velocityrock @equalvision @knalley_91 I hope it’s not shit, I’d do anything for it to not be shit lol

[Dustin Tesso™ @dustintesso]

@ARhodes___ Listen man I’m just gonna get two of those little bullshit 1$ chicken things 😂