Dusty Rhodes

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

@BuschLightBoy passing out in the chair when it's your turn

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

@BuschLightBoy duty isn't the same without a cold one to reach down for after every death. Dying is a lot less fun now

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

"I'm Thor"
"You're Thor?"
"Well it hurts"

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

@TimmySatava why haven't you moved down here yet? #imissmygoosh

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The 1st line of Brad Paisley’s “Accidental Racist” is “To the man that waited on me at the Starbucks down on Main”. That old country cliché?

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

This guy in a skin tight under armor shirt just got a sub with only Black Forest ham and BBQ. He must workout. #meatheads

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

Scary grotesque dream with zombies. But 1 guy I dislike shot all his rounds and ran out before he could shoot himself. So not bad

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

I don't talk trash. Unless, of course, I have booze in me.

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

@TimmySatava days are getting longer and that camping urge is getting stronger! #iminatentbumbumbum

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

@JoeRShafer Toms might be the most peaceful place to nap. Wouldn't mind hooking up with his wife too

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

I would have loved to have been in bag end during the unexpected party. I guess I'll have to wait until I build my own bag end.

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

I went to college to work manual labor day in and day out with GED peeps. Come on big pappa throw an office my way!

[Dusty Rhodes @dustrhode]

Step one: make a twitter
Step two: figure out what the hell a hash tag is. #somethingrelevant